June 2012
Reblog if you want a nickname in your ask.
traumatrae:
thelastjohnnybender:
lanuminga:
...
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Anonymous asked: AMONDA. AMONDA PLS.
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Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
1 tag
RAAAVVVEE TIIIMMMEEE
Me: RAVE TIME RAVE TIME ! DONT STEP ON THE GLASS ! DONT STEP ON THE GLASS ! TINSEL IN YOUR FOOT ! BAUBLE IN YOUR FOOT ! BAUBLE IN YOUR EYE ! EVERYBODY CRIES WHEN YOU GO TO A&E WITH A BAUBLE IN YOUR FACE ! BLOOD ,BLOOD EVERY WHERE !
My best friend: ._.
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me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
1 tag
May 2012
xeonrhede asked: HEY I JUST MET YOU. AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I LOVE YOU. SO FEEL LOVED MAYBE.
Anonymous asked: I love you so much like forever and ever and ever and i hope you dont find this creepy lol FEEL LOVED.
neat-girl:
why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me
Anonymous asked: 4 8 18?
